By ErlK0nig — Well as one can see in my eloquently put phrase (Leave it to Jay). Well after talking it over with that girl I asked out for Saturday night, I realized that my curse was far from dead. It’s simple, I am and ever shall be the “Friend”, and doesn’t that just blow. Anyway at least we’re still going out (even if it’s as friends). Ok I got shut down, but I got shutdown gracefully. Nothing left to do now except sulk, and listen to the uplifting lyrics of the great Eminem.