Offer Void in Utah

Yeah, that really does say “a.m.” Anyway, is having a contest in which you leave a message on their uReach voicemail and get a chance to win a prize. (Check it here.) Sharkey jokingly said “Offer void in Utah” at the end of his news post, though I actually think this state deserves to be left out by the rest of the country. One reason for this (and there are many more) is that last night, the night BEFORE Halloween, nearly everyone in the whole state took their children trick-or-treating, because they aren’t allowed by their church to do anything fun on Sunday.
Mormons in Utah feel like this state is their sanctuary, where only other Mormons live, and if one or two non-Mormons happen to live here, piss on ’em. They don’t matter anyway.

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