Guess which state’s DMV office isn’t full of dumb asses. C’mon, guess. Give up? A relative of mine in California owns a construction company and has gotten license plates for 14 vehicles, and all the plates bear his last name, Udink. It seems that the lights are on over in California, while they’re still as dim as ever in Oregon and Utah. I really hope that nobody complains about the Udink plates in California–or at least that their DMV has more sense than most others when it comes to fielding complaints. At least the governor over there might understand the importance of a person’s last name.