For some reason, a lot of people like to honk their horns when they drive down my street. Of course, my street is one of the busiest in town, so maybe people like to honk their horns all the time, and I just hear it more since there’s more traffic. I’ve always wanted to sit on my front porch with a .22 and blast away at people (or their cars, rather) who needlessly honk as they drive by, but I’d hate to get in trouble for it. Now I’m thinking a paintball or pellet gun would work better, and get me in less trouble. Unfortunately, there aren’t any good sniper positions available for me to conceal myself.