Ha, what a pair of prudes! Two people, presumably a married couple, wrote into the Tribune, complaining about lingerie advertisements and being “constantly bombarded with naked male dancers and locker room antics“. Ok, I can at least understand their line of reasoning, even though I’m not offended by such things. Though, I have yet to see a “naked male dancer” on television.
Here’s what gets me, though: “The newest toilet tissue ads and feminine diuretic problem preventives are more than just offensive, they are so objectionable as to cause contempt.” These people are offended by toilet paper ads! My hell…as if the entire world isn’t already aware that toilet paper not only exists, but that you use it to wipe your ass with. Unless they’re showing close-ups of some serious ass-wiping, I don’t see how this can be construed as offensive. STFU already.