I let my wife attempt to cut my hair last night, but now I’m bald as a monkey’s ass (the kind of monkeys with no hair on their asses, anyway). I wanted the sides cut short and blended into the top (sorta like you’d get in the Marines), but it just didn’t work, so I shaved it all off. Ah well, low maintenance is good.

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