*-Mart Sucks

I was going to hook up my swamp cooler today, but the water line was broken, and though I’ve got plenty of extra water line in my garage, I didn’t have the connectors to hook it up to the cooler or the water supply. I also needed new pads, ’cause the old ones were all crusty with hard-water buildup. So I went to Wal-Mart to get all the stuff, and they were all out of everything. They didn’t even have any copper tubing left. So I went to K-Mart, and it was the same there. Everything was out of stock. So I guess anybody in this fucking small-ass town who wants to fix their swamp cooler will just to wait ’til the fucking *-Marts get all their shit back in stock.

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