My life is complete…

By Assman — …because I saw something tonight that surpassed anything I had ever seen before. A wooly mammoth? No. A 6 holed vagina? I wish! However it was a chocolate lab dog shitting and vomiting grass at the same time. The beauty of a 70 Lb. dog yacking up grass while relieving itself right in front of me. I love nature!
Your glasses will be ready in about an hour Mr. Danson.

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