By Assman — I was sitting at the table tonight and my parents were talking about my sister just getting into Algebra. She is in eight grade. So I was asking my parents if they had ever taken Algebra in high school. My dad said, “I started to but it was to hard, so I went back to Basic Math!” My mom follows up with, “I don’t remember what classes I was in, I think I took Geometric!” What the hell is Geometric? I know realize that I got all my book smarts from the carpet on my livingroom floor because it sure in hell wasn’t from my family.