Oh man, I laughed myself to tears reading this Onion article. If you don’t read the Onion every week, you really should! 🙂 Where else can you find humor like this (referring to the new E-Toilet):

“Scoscia noted that ‘Number 2.0,’ as Silicon Valley insiders have dubbed it, will be cross-platform compatible and fully 2K Flushes compliant. In addition, he said, it will feature significantly wider, more comfortable bandwidth to accommodate even the most massive user download.”