Well, I got my sewer line cleaned out, and it did only cost me $65. The Roto-Rooter guy played out 107 feet of ½” snake before he hit the blockage. No wonder the Drano didn’t do the trick. The blockage must have literally been out in the middle of the street, just before my line hit the main line. The guy said he remembered coming out here a couple of years ago, which must have been right before I moved in, but he said “See you in about two years” when he left. Maybe I should move out of this fucking house.