Oh yeah baby, the demolition derby is tonight. It’s one of the few public events that I enjoy attending. It’s worth putting up with all the stupid fucking rednecks to see cars beat the shit out of each other. I think it helps tame some of my aggression, because it’s not really socially acceptable to ram other cars when the driver cuts you off in traffic or is just going too damn slow.
Although, there’s a guy I went to school with who did something like that. I think it was 4 or 5 years ago, he got pissed off at some guy in the Pizza Hut parking lot, and hopped in his Geo Metro and repeatedly rammed the other guy’s car until his Metro wouldn’t go anymore. I feel like doing that quite often…