I guess I’m not a very fashionable guy when it comes to clothing. I usually just wear jeans (somewhat baggy) and t-shirts. And all my t-shirts are bland, mostly greys and blues, with no designs or fancy-schmancy stuff like that on ’em. But today, I bought some pretty cool (er…trendy) clothes. I got some of those big board shorts, you know, the ones that double as a parachute, and some nifty t-shirts. Now, from what I’ve seen on TV, I think all I need is a pair of cargo pants and I’m good to go. Oh, and one of those Chinese chicks on my back.