By Assman -- I drive a '92 Chevy Lumina. It is one sweet peice of ass. I got it for $3,000 bucks and it only has 32,000 miles on it. Friggen Deal eh? My girlfriend and I were driving down the highway and saw a brand new white Chevy Camaro. This thing was sweet ass sweet. So, I'm an ass and decided to see what the ole girl had in her. I dropped the pedal and off we went. The Camaro, driven by a young punk teenager, wanted none of it and took off after me. He smoked my ass to say the least. My 3.1 V6 couldn't take it. So he got back in the right lane and slowed down a little.

I flew by his ass and that didn't make him any happier. He took off after me like your mom when I stole her dildo. But the road turned into a 1 laner and he only found himself tailgating me with the Lumina heading to victory lane.

Moral of the Story: Don't look back, cause you might see something white flying at you!

P.S. Sloppy Rage is back up faster than a viagra eating bear.